A sentence story

Ok so, as we know, uhh, I'm kinda copying Kusanagi or whatever but this time its a one sentence so here we go!


I was walking down the streets when I found a baby under a bench.

It started to cry, and i searched for the owner of the child.

But, the owner of the child seemed to be gone.

So I decided to take the baby with me.

As I got home my I called my wife and told her I found a lost baby.

She then replied, "aww... how cute".

We decided to name her Christine and we loved her very much.

But, then we realised that "she" was a "he".

So we named him Chris instead of Christine and we still loved him alot.

and hthen he started to cry

My wife took the child to calm it down but it kept crying

so we took him to the doctors.

But, the doctor didn't quite understand why the baby was here.

Nonetheless, the doctor advised the parents to give him steroids so that the baby will be strong.

My wife said: Oh hell no, we are not giving this baby any drugs

But the doctor insisted.

And thus for the better health of the baby, the parents decided to give baby Steroids.

But, the next day the docor was called a "criminal" on TV.

The parents paniced, didn't know what to do.

They got an idea, kill the baby, but realized that was awful!

Thus, they decided to hide that fact that baby was given Steriod.

But, the cops arrived for an inspection, and saw the steroid beside the baby.

The arrested the parents and ate the Steroid.

But, that is not the end, the next day the cops got arrested.

Once this happen, the parents quickly got out the car and tried to get away.